mishi
Awesome Possum
*groans* I know...lucky me...
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Post by mishi on May 17, 2009 16:30:54 GMT -5
*sits around looking at the tasty Gingerbread Men*
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Post by Kun Ning on May 17, 2009 16:36:30 GMT -5
Mishiko! I’ve finally found you! Now…just come quietly and agree to be my personal assistant forever…and I won’t have to beat you down...not that I enjoy beating down girls…but you’re not a girl, you’re a woman…but is hitting a woman okay? No…it can’t be…
*pulls out mod paper fan weapon*
Anyway! You’ve crossed Kai’s army for the last time! FTAS Battle Squad…Attack!!!
*runs at Mishiko with FBS following behind*
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mishi
Awesome Possum
*groans* I know...lucky me...
Posts: 278
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Post by mishi on May 17, 2009 16:48:35 GMT -5
*looks up*
So women can only be personal assitants? You be my assitant, Kun!
*runs away from attack*
After them baked goods!
*sends baked goods to attack Kun and FBS*
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Post by Kun Ning on May 17, 2009 16:53:06 GMT -5
Is that the best you’ve got Mishiko? Your baked goodies cannot hope to stand against my…
*watches at many FBS are killed and beaten by GMen*
Oh…well it’ll take more than that to defeat me!
*smashes Gmen into pieces with mod paper fan of doom*
I’ll never become your assistant Mishiko….never!!!!
*runs after Mishiko*
Running away from the battle means that you’re afraid! You can’t hope to defeat me and my paper fan! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! I’ll show you why they call me the worst mod ever! Worst being the best…that is…Graaaaaa!!!
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Post by Shu on May 17, 2009 17:03:26 GMT -5
Exactly WHO gave you permission to use MY Gingerbread men army?! >=[
This is a war crime!!
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mishi
Awesome Possum
*groans* I know...lucky me...
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Post by mishi on May 17, 2009 17:03:32 GMT -5
I'm not scared! I just need exercise!
*presses button and releases gummy bears over Kun's head*
*keeps running*
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mishi
Awesome Possum
*groans* I know...lucky me...
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Post by mishi on May 17, 2009 17:05:02 GMT -5
I'm in YOUR army, Shu!
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Post by Shu on May 17, 2009 17:08:53 GMT -5
It has been disbanded, the war is long since over! And I don't want any more baked causalities!
Have you tried visiting the family of every single crumbled soldier you had and tell their mourning spouses and mothers how brave a soldier the baked little guy was?
Because I did and it sure as hell wasn't easy on me.
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Post by Kun Ning on May 17, 2009 17:10:16 GMT -5
Wha....
*is covered in gummy bears*
Nooooooo! So...gummy...
*slowly removes self from the gummy horde and continues chasing Mishiko*
It'll take more than that to stop me! I'm too...*trips*
Ouch... *slowly gets up*
I'm okay...
*limps after Mishiko*
You can't run away forever!
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mishi
Awesome Possum
*groans* I know...lucky me...
Posts: 278
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Post by mishi on May 17, 2009 17:12:49 GMT -5
I was just sitting here!
Kun attacked us!
What were we supposed to do?
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Post by Kun Ning on May 17, 2009 17:15:11 GMT -5
I'm comin....don't you move Mishiko...
*limps towards Mishiko waving paper fan*
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mishi
Awesome Possum
*groans* I know...lucky me...
Posts: 278
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Post by mishi on May 17, 2009 17:23:14 GMT -5
*moves away a few more feet*
*laughs at Kun*
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Post by Kun Ning on May 17, 2009 17:28:06 GMT -5
I will win....*waves fan at Mishiko*
Get over here...eh...what's wrong...are you afraid that you'll have to become my assistant and wear office business wear and take memos for me? hehe...
*stops and imagines Mishiko as an office hotty*
hehe...yep...I have to win this battle!
*stops limping and tries to hit Mishiko with paper fan*
Surrender!
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Post by Shu on May 17, 2009 17:36:32 GMT -5
Sigh, you're using old technology woman. That's what you get for using the remnants of an old army.
Let me show you how we fight in the year 2552.
First of all, there are the backbone of my military. The ODSGT, colloquially known as The Belly Jumpers. The Orbital Drop Shock Gingerbread Troopers are an elite group of Gingerbread Marines that specialize in special warfare tactics. Their method of infiltration by orbital drop allows them to conduct missions against targets that other conventional forces cannot approach undetected.
Now, my personal favourite, the CAC guns. (Cookie Accelerator Cannon) guns. These babies are mounted on massive platforms orbiting around the planet. They can accelerate cookies and shoot them at up to 40% the speed of light, delivering hell on the target. One cookie at a time.
This thing next to me is what we call the Tooth Fairy. Sixty six tons of straight up, sugar-spewin' dee-vine intervention! If God is love, call me Cupid.
Of course, we also have PIE Warheads... In short, a little slice of Armageddon.
Now, have you ever seen a CAKE bomb? Nine cake warheads encased in chocolate armor. When detonated, it compresses its bakery material to neutron-star density, boosting the sweetness yield a hundredfold... Which makes it capable of cracking a planet in two... To any FTAS uglies that might be listening: This is Shu Qiao telling you that you have nine seconds to pray to your damned heathen Gods. You all have a nice day in hell...
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mishi
Awesome Possum
*groans* I know...lucky me...
Posts: 278
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Post by mishi on May 17, 2009 17:36:41 GMT -5
*face contorts with fear at her possible doom*
No...you can't....I wasn't born to be an office babe....
*moves away some more and pulls out ebil spork(
Behold! The spork of evilness!
*twirls sprok between her fingers*
I will never surrender!
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