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Post by Raven on Jul 10, 2009 14:37:59 GMT -5
Hello. This is Raven, speaking of her new baby, Neville. Neville was born on July 7th (Raven's birthday) at 7:30 AM, and was delivered by Raven's mother, who is apparently a very good midwife, because there were no hitches. He was born in the correct position with all necessary appendages and no noticeable health problems. Neville is a beautiful, kicking, fully-functioning MacBook Pro, and Raven could not possibly be a happier new parent. --- AIIIIII. *dies of love and adoration of this beautiful, beautiful new baby* Everyone meet Neville! He's going to keep me sane this year. Or maybe keep me cut off from the real world (hm, those might be the same thing) - I can't tell yet. Either way... it's a happy, happy thing.  <3 <3 <3 <3 *carts Neville off and pets him* |
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yukiko
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Post by yukiko on Jul 10, 2009 17:15:35 GMT -5
That must have been one painful birth. *snickers*
Congrats on the new Macbook. *stares jealously at Neville* Wish I had such a gorgeous baby.
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Post by Raven on Jul 11, 2009 0:16:00 GMT -5
Oh yes, quite painful. But very worth it. I knew there was a reason I was keeping that damned uterus, and it sure wasn't for those ugly little crying things! Neville is much better. |
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Post by Kun Ning on Jul 11, 2009 3:15:41 GMT -5
Ewww...
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Post by Avatar Ren Long on Jul 11, 2009 5:22:19 GMT -5
awwww.... so cuuuuute...
wait... does this mean I have to pay child support?
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mishi
Awesome Possum
*groans* I know...lucky me...
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Post by mishi on Jul 11, 2009 9:19:24 GMT -5
Huh...that was kinda confusing...At first, I thought you had actualy had a baby, but then I saw Macbook...
Anyways, congrats! Why Neville though?
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yukiko
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Post by yukiko on Jul 11, 2009 23:41:42 GMT -5
roflmao Who knew that uterus would be good for something, huh?
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Post by Raven on Jul 12, 2009 17:28:44 GMT -5
No, Ren, Neville isn't yours.  Haha. I certainly think my uterus had any point, but then I realized! NEVILLE. And lo, there is reason. |
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Zoya
Nerdie Newbie
(aka. also known as Mishiko's guardian angel)
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Post by Zoya on Jul 13, 2009 9:43:13 GMT -5
Congratulations! *applauds for Raven*
For a second there (like Mishi) I though you had a baby..... Anyways, it's soo cute!
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Post by Raven on Jul 16, 2009 17:45:12 GMT -5
Wait, I completely missed Mishi's comment. XD Mishi, he's named Neville because of my strange, undying obsession and love for Neville Longbottom. He's my soulmate. And I did have a baby! A macbook baby. Better than those things that cry. |
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<3 <3 <3 <3 *carts Neville off and pets him*
